IM LAHUGJING SO HARD OMGG
THE DIFFERENCE IN REACTIONS BETWEEN PRICES OF PS4 AND XBOX ONE EVERYBODY
oh god it’s almost cruel to laugh
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IM LAHUGJING SO HARD OMGG
THE DIFFERENCE IN REACTIONS BETWEEN PRICES OF PS4 AND XBOX ONE EVERYBODY
oh god it’s almost cruel to laugh
(via lookslikeazipper)
imagine if one day jesus and his disciples were eating bread and wine and shit and jesus didn’t even use a fork and peter was just like “dude were you born in a barn”
and jesus just
You just collected enough star chips to enter my heart.
Are you a trap card? Because I want you in face down mode.
Is your name Obelisk? Because you’ve got me tormented.
I’ve got a mind CRUSH on you.
I forgot my own name. But I’ll still be able to make you cry it out.
Just call me your “other self”. I’ll be inside you all night long.
You can be my trap card. I’ll flip you on your back.
You can sit on the top of my deck for as many turns as you want.They call me the king of games. Want to be my queen?
It’s time to du-du-du-du-du-du-do me.
Are we two pieces of Exodia? Because our love is unstoppable.
They call me king of games because I never lose. Want to play strip poker?
You’re so hot, I forgot my name.
You owe me a star chip because looking at you, I dropped mine.
When I transform my jacket becomes a cape. Want to see what happens to my pants?
Now just lie back, and believe in the heart of the cards.
I haven’t seen a girl as cute as you since Jaden Yuki.
Are you a Duel Disk Hologram? Because you’re dazzling.
Want to see my Giant Soldier of Stone?
Girl, let me see your beaver… warrior.
It took Yugi years to release me. But with you, it would only take one night.
Is it hot in here, or did you just activate Molten Destruction?
If you think this voice is deep, wait till you hear it in the bedroom.
Was that a magic card you just played? Because I’m spell bound.
Let’s activate Polymerization and fuse ourselves together.
Baby, you can have all of my heart points.
Looks like I won’t need that destined duel. Because I’m already in heaven with you.
Is this season zero? Because I feel like getting very, very naughty.
Baby, I’d listen to your friendship speeches all night long.
If you think Slifer is huge, you should see the other dragon I keep in my pocket.
These belts and chains aren’t for keeping my pants up. They’re for when my pants are down.
Me and you should get together and shuffle all night long.
Did someone activate Mind Control? Because I’m under your power.
I bet you’d love to make me scream AIBOOOOOUUUU.
I may be a Pharaoh, but for you I’m a slave.
help
help
Bringing it back for Valentines Day.
Haaaaaalp.
(Source: ygocanonshuffle, via yami-yugi-atem)
You just collected enough star chips to enter my heart.
Are you a trap card? Because I want you in face down mode.
Is your name Obelisk? Because you’ve got me tormented.
I’ve got a mind CRUSH on you.
I forgot my own name. But I’ll still be able to make you cry it out.
Just call me your “other self”. I’ll be inside you all night long.
You can be my trap card. I’ll flip you on your back.
You can sit on the top of my deck for as many turns as you want.They call me the king of games. Want to be my queen?
It’s time to du-du-du-du-du-du-do me.
Are we two pieces of Exodia? Because our love is unstoppable.
They call me king of games because I never lose. Want to play strip poker?
You’re so hot, I forgot my name.
You owe me a star chip because looking at you, I dropped mine.
When I transform my jacket becomes a cape. Want to see what happens to my pants?
Now just lie back, and believe in the heart of the cards.
I haven’t seen a girl as cute as you since Jaden Yuki.
Are you a Duel Disk Hologram? Because you’re dazzling.
Want to see my Giant Soldier of Stone?
Girl, let me see your beaver… warrior.
It took Yugi years to release me. But with you, it would only take one night.
Is it hot in here, or did you just activate Molten Destruction?
If you think this voice is deep, wait till you hear it in the bedroom.
Was that a magic card you just played? Because I’m spell bound.
Let’s activate Polymerization and fuse ourselves together.
Baby, you can have all of my heart points.
Looks like I won’t need that destined duel. Because I’m already in heaven with you.
Is this season zero? Because I feel like getting very, very naughty.
Baby, I’d listen to your friendship speeches all night long.
If you think Slifer is huge, you should see the other dragon I keep in my pocket.
These belts and chains aren’t for keeping my pants up. They’re for when my pants are down.
Me and you should get together and shuffle all night long.
Did someone activate Mind Control? Because I’m under your power.
I bet you’d love to make me scream AIBOOOOOUUUU.
I may be a Pharaoh, but for you I’m a slave.
help
help
Bringing it back for Valentines Day.
Haaaaaalp.
(Source: ygocanonshuffle, via yami-yugi-atem)
I really hate it when people say
“Men shouldn’t call women fat”
“Men shouldn’t abuse women”
“Men shouldn’t rape women”
“Men shouldn’t be sexist”When really it should be
“Nobody should call anybody fat”
“Nobody should abuse anybody”
“Nobody should rape anybody”
“Nobody should be sexist”Stop blaming men for everything
THANK YOU
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WTF IS THIS
I am not the same person anymore.
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS. fhasklfhasklhfkas
ONLY ON TUMBLR!!LMFAO IM DEAD
only half way through did i realise what i was listening to. only on tumblr. lmfao
only tumblr :D
I am highly confused
THISISHH ISHTB EBTHE BEVSTT TINGS EVEERR OHMG YGIOOD
((i need this on my ipod oh my GOD))
WHAT IS AIR?!
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WTF IS THIS
I am not the same person anymore.
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING OH MY GOD WHAT IS THIS. fhasklfhasklhfkas
ONLY ON TUMBLR!!LMFAO IM DEAD
only half way through did i realise what i was listening to. only on tumblr. lmfao
only tumblr :D
I am highly confused
THISISHH ISHTB EBTHE BEVSTT TINGS EVEERR OHMG YGIOOD
((i need this on my ipod oh my GOD))
WHAT IS AIR?!
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do british people have a special £ key on their keyboards
how do you hashtag ??????
hashtag is over by the enter key don’t you worry your lil butt
wait
what… what do American keyboards look like then?
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parents making sex jokes
grandparents making sex jokes
nine-year-olds making sex jokes
nine-year-olds
NINE
WHEN YOURE WEARING A SKIRT AND YOU SPIN AROUND AND IT DOES THE THING
WHAT THE FUCK
she had period and the blood attracted the damned shark OMG THAT’S BEST AD EVER
That escalated quickly.
At first I was like: Oh. Okay, look… sexy ladies.
*scrolls*
But then I was like: Oh. Oh my.
if you’re a female and this scenario doesn’t cross your mind at least once every summer, you must be either under the age of like 12 or older than 50
My roommate said “WHAT COUNTRY IS THAT COMMERCIAL FROM” and my other two roommates just said “Probably Australia” in unison
I
(Source: handsinacabitches, via the-selfie-of-dorian-gray)
WHAT THE FUCK
she had period and the blood attracted the damned shark OMG THAT’S BEST AD EVER
That escalated quickly.
At first I was like: Oh. Okay, look… sexy ladies.
*scrolls*
But then I was like: Oh. Oh my.
if you’re a female and this scenario doesn’t cross your mind at least once every summer, you must be either under the age of like 12 or older than 50
My roommate said “WHAT COUNTRY IS THAT COMMERCIAL FROM” and my other two roommates just said “Probably Australia” in unison
I
(Source: handsinacabitches, via the-selfie-of-dorian-gray)
Have you ever looked at Loki’s spear and thought , that would be a wonderful can opener.
THL #19 - The Good Nudes and Bad Nudes
Another logistical argument, sorry.
Click on the image to see it in higher resolution.
a bit of background on this strip.
when I was younger, my hippie-ish parents were into nudist colonies. from eight years old to my earliest teenage years, my parents would drag me out there every weekend.
I hated it there. there were very few kids my age, and we were all damned if we cooperated with this nude thing. but all the adults were there, hanging out in more ways than one. it seemed bizarre to me, and I was deeply ashamed of going.
regardless, living at such a place would definitely impact me one way or another. being a kid in a nudist colony was a tough go when you’re trying to learn about your sexuality, but perhaps it made me see things in a way that would inevitably lead to me doing a comic like sexy losers.
one of the things that clothes were No Big Deal. outside of the camp, clothes determined everything about you, your clothes were your social identity. but when everyone is naked, there were no more groups and divisions, and everyone was the same.
back in the real world, it always puzzled me why someone’s clothes would be the blame for something. especially rape. at the nudist colony, I saw a lot of naked people just doing living stuff. swimming, sunbathing, playing chess, talking at a bar, dancing, cooking, playing tennis, you name it. I also happened to see a lot of penises too. and never, ever, did I see anyone with a boner. ever.
so if men in the real world couldn’t control themselves if they saw a woman in “slutty” clothing, how come they can control themselves if everyone’s freaking naked? this inconsistency couldn’t be explained unless that idea that clothes “ask for it” was complete and utter bull. men can handle the clothing. they’re just looking for a way to victim blame.
anyways, that’s where this strip came from.
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